wrath-as-lightning:

smells-like-teen-spirit14:

The two sides of Tumblr.

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

snorlaxatives:

jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled

romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
  • 1782 lyrics: Leck mich im Arsch (Lick me in the arse)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

griffinilla:

recommended for me

griffinilla:

recommended for me

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

dietchola:

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

(Source: usedtobepopunk)